Here Are Some Jokes For You… Are They Nice?

Door-to-Door Sales Crap
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, “Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don’t do wonders cleaning this up, I’ll eat every chunk of it.”
She turns to him with a smirk and says, “You want ketchup on that?”
The salesman says, “Why do you ask?”
She says, “We just moved in and we haven’t got the electricity turned on yet.”
How is this joke? Rate this joke plz..

Whats The Dif Between B, E And D. I Thought They Were All Specialist? Have I Chosen Good Shop Categories?

A Major shopping units
B Clothing and Shoe Shops
C Convenience shops
D Furniture and Carpets
E Specialist shops
F Personal services
G Catering and entertainment
H Car Sales
J Professional services and offices
K Public buildings
L Transport
M Change
N Residential
P Industrial
Q Discount stores
R Charity
thanks.

When To A Harley Davidson Dealer Yesterday, They Snubbed Me?

I was the only customer in the store, I figure they would roll out the red carpet and run to my aid, the salesmen just gathered together to stare at me.
I figured with economy being so bad and nobody buying anything that they would use everything in the book to high pressure sale me.
I was disappointed
Was it the way I was dressed?
or,, do you think they knew I was a Japanese Motorcycle Lover?

Door To Door Vacuum Scam? How Do They ‘find’ So Much Dirt?

I can’t believe that carpet I just vacuumed this morning had a tablespoon of dirt/food/filth after they used their attachment and vacuumed. I’m pretty sure these sales are scams but I’m dying to know how they make our homes look so dirty!

When A Door To Door Vacuum Salesman Comes To Your Home, Do They Somehow Have Dirt ’stashed’ In It?

I can’t believe that carpet I just vacuumed this morning had a tablespoon of dirt/food/filth after they used their attachment and vacuumed. I’m pretty sure these sales are scams but I’m dying to know how they make our homes look so dirty!

Bathstore – Are Their Sales Genuine, Are They Almost All Year Round Like Dfs And Allied Carpets?

well isnt allied carpets ssupposed to be shutting down you know cos of the credit crunch! So you might be able to catch a bargain
DONT TAKE MY WORD FOR IT THOUGH!

Do Most Carpet Cleaning Companies Use The Customer’s Water Source Or Do They Bring Their Own?

I hired a carpet cleaning service and was informed that they would not access to my water to clean the carpets. Is this typical? I thought that most companies use their own filtered water, but I may be wrong!

Hi, I Need To Find Carpet Steps Or Comfort Steps I Think They Are Called For Sale In The Uk. ?

I have seen them before when someone refurbished a property but i tell ya im having real problems finding the, they are little individual mats that stick on each step of the stairs. I assume there cheap but I cant even find any to check. Please help if you know where i can find them.

Do Most Carpet Cleaning Companies Use The Customer’s Water Source Or Do They Bring Their Own?

I hired a carpet cleaning service and was informed that they would not access to my water to clean the carpets. Is this typical? I thought that most companies use their own filtered water, but I may be wrong!

Carpet Cleaning And Housekeeping Services – Are They Worth The Money?

I’m contemplating on getting my carpet cleaned house cleaned before I sell my house. Are carpet cleaning and housekeeping services worth the money, or can I do just as good a job myself? I don’t want to pay someone to clean, and then end up having to clean where they left off. Also, how much should I expect to pay to have my 1,800 sq.ft. house cleaned and its carpet cleaned? Thanks a million!