Did You Know That…….?

RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!!!!
Ryan started the fire!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rUWrkzo8…
Ryan started the fire
It just started burning,
Hey the temp’s still learning
Ryan started the fire
But he didn’t hide it
Because Dwight did find it
Women’s suit, green flute, breast enhancement lawsuit
Penises on the brain, motel art, carpet stain
Stapler in Jell-O, I’m coming out hetero,
TMI, MRI, making love in the rain
Fireside confessions, valuable life lessons,
Foreman grill, Dwight’s speech, isn’t this a nude beach?
Singing a cappella, under my Angerella,
Sandals, I have worms, Utica branch breach
Borientation, sales initiation,
Chicken teriyaki, I’ll have some nagasaki
Abercrombie and Fitch, just hug it out *****,
Do my laundry, don’t enter without knocking
CHORUS
That’s what she said, squeaky chair, bobble head, health care,
Sprinkles, Bandit, throwing stars, liars don’t have Mounds bars
Bleeding nipples, Carol Stills, baby picture, rabies kills,
Bob Vance, fired Roy, and a kidnapped pizza boy
Pamelamadingdong, Are you a fan of William Hung?
Fire crawl, hate ball, insults in the bathroom stall
Beet farm, false alarm, women have weak arms
While today it is me, soon we all shall fall
CHORUS
Sugar boobs, Da Vinci Code, Are you calling me a ho?
Dwight you ignorant slut, Stanley nickels, Schrute bucks
Billy Merchant, yogurt caps, hidden weapons, e-mail taps,
Dinner party, business school, pencil fence, gimme knucks
That cheesy pita’s toasted, Oh! Boom, roasted!
Oscar is really gay, I love Pretzel Day
Oven mitt or I-Pod, Ben Franklin’s lightning rod,
It’s Meredith’s birthday, I know why Oscar’s “sick” today
CHORUS
Watch out a bat’s on the loose, hello are you Mother Goose?
Unshun, reshun, cripples can’t call shotgun,
For you babe, complain file, keep your foot out of the aisle,
I love inside jokes, someday I’ll be a part of one
Booze cruise, broken hip, Nard dog, paper clips
Have you seen Jan’s boobs? Look, Ryan’s on Youtube
Ed Truck is outta luck, Careful Dwight’s got nun chucks,
Party Planning Committee, Try my googie googie
Gimli – nerd, commanding third, look Toby killed a bird,
Hey it’s Scrantonicity, Pam Beesly will you marry me?
CHORUS
The IT guy’s a terrorist, careful don’t get Andy pissed,
That says California roll, my ho ain’t my ho no mo
Foot butter, power trip, Call of Duty, Herr’s chips,
Jail photo, Kevin’s slow, extra dough, crossbow
Phyllis flashed, Martin nash, Kevin’s M&M stash,
Ungrateful beeotch hotline, Boy have you lost your mind?
Dumb or fat? What’s a text? Spiderface, who’s jinxed next?
Sushi bar, CIA, Gaydar, hate crime
Does the carpet match the drapes? Can you make a wooden stake?
Second life, I was raped, making near-death will tapes
Mexican lemonade, the world needs a new plague,
Falling into a lake, that Ben Franklin is a fake!
CHORUS
CHORUS

Does Anyone Know Of A Cleaning Solution To Put In The Steam Cleaner To Clean The Carpet After Pet Messes?

I am looking for a “receipe” to put in my carpet cleaner to clean the carpet after a pet messes on it.

Does Anyone Know Where To Get A Diy Carpet Installation E Book To Download?

check outhttp://www.diy.com
It’s an entire site devoted to do it yourself projects

I Live In Seymour Indiana And I Want To Know A Good Carpet Cleaning Company That Really Cleans The Carpet?

I live in seymour indiana and i was wondering what a good carpet cleaning company would be i have like one red kool aid stain but most of it is like cat throw up cause when you try to get it out it just like spreads and it stained it… People that don’t have perfect carpet know what i mean… I want something where people can walk in and actually tell a difference…Any places you have had experience with?

Anyone Know What The Going Rate Is For Carpet Installation In The Gastonia/mecklenberg Area?

Hi there, Gashouse here as well. Try Gunn Floors. They are in the yellowpages. They are resonable. Good luck!

I Am Looking To Start Up A Carpet Cleaning Business And Don’t Know How To Go About It.?

I have been doing carpet cleaning for 4 years now but working for someone in this business just does not cut it.I know I can do a great job with my own business I just dont how to go about starting up a small business.

Do People Know When Car Dealerships Have Hugh Discount Sales It Can Be A Ripoff?

I bought a car during a weekend only sale. 3k off the sales price. I use a credit card and they financed the rest. The amount I put down on credit card was the over amount they charged. I did not know it till I got home and did a kelly book check. Turns out the car was a manufacture mellon that was only 2 years old. It was nearly perfect but it had a air-condition leak that cased a hugh mold problem. They put the car on the lot with out dealer papers and say it was just traded in by an earlier customer. It still needed to be safe inspected and they would remove the stale smell at that time.
I was charged 22,000 dollars with interest on a Volkswagenn Passatt with only 52000 miles. They worked on it 2 times for the smell. The only way is to completetly remove all the interior carpet, seats, and cloth material. They disguised the smell with some spray which after one day returned so bad we had to have all the windows down just to breath. I ended bringing it back and paid 2 thousand dollars to get my old car back. I would have lost 8 thousand if i hadn’t. The kelly blue book is only 14k on a car in mint shape with same mileage. Also the car fact site showed the car had been in an accident and was sold in auction 6 months prior and no other sale.
The dealors use these mailings to force people to buy without knowing what is wrong. They say the car will sell with the next customer because of the 3k deal they offer with the mailing. Also the new electronics are soo bad they constantly are in the shop. Its a hugh scam!!!! The only way to buy one is to have a lap top computer that can get online at the dealorship at the time you look at the car. They move the cars to the next dealership so its not there after you have gone home to check the carfax.

What Should I Know (or Ask) During A Carpet Installation ?

What should i know to avoid being scammed or over charged for a new synthetic (debating between polyester & polyester nylon) carpet & pad for a Living room & stair case.
What is the average amount of additional carpeting needed?

Do You Know Anything About Grand Rapids Carpet Sweepers Dated Back To 1916?

i bought a grand rapids carpet sweeper made of wood dated 1916 at a yard sale today and would like to know does it have any signifcant value

Anyone Know How How To Make An Air Compressor That Will Run From A Truck Mount Carpet Cleaning Machine?

I own a carpet cleaning business and we are starting to clean air ducts using compressed air. I would like to figure out some way to use my truck mount machine (22 HP engine) to generate air, either to fill a tank, or just to create a constant supply of air to clean the ducts. Any ideas?

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