Did You Know That…….?
February 26, 2010 by
Filed under Carpet Sales
RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!!!!
Ryan started the fire!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rUWrkzo8…
Ryan started the fire
It just started burning,
Hey the temp’s still learning
Ryan started the fire
But he didn’t hide it
Because Dwight did find it
Women’s suit, green flute, breast enhancement lawsuit
Penises on the brain, motel art, carpet stain
Stapler in Jell-O, I’m coming out hetero,
TMI, MRI, making love in the rain
Fireside confessions, valuable life lessons,
Foreman grill, Dwight’s speech, isn’t this a nude beach?
Singing a cappella, under my Angerella,
Sandals, I have worms, Utica branch breach
Borientation, sales initiation,
Chicken teriyaki, I’ll have some nagasaki
Abercrombie and Fitch, just hug it out *****,
Do my laundry, don’t enter without knocking
CHORUS
That’s what she said, squeaky chair, bobble head, health care,
Sprinkles, Bandit, throwing stars, liars don’t have Mounds bars
Bleeding nipples, Carol Stills, baby picture, rabies kills,
Bob Vance, fired Roy, and a kidnapped pizza boy
Pamelamadingdong, Are you a fan of William Hung?
Fire crawl, hate ball, insults in the bathroom stall
Beet farm, false alarm, women have weak arms
While today it is me, soon we all shall fall
CHORUS
Sugar boobs, Da Vinci Code, Are you calling me a ho?
Dwight you ignorant slut, Stanley nickels, Schrute bucks
Billy Merchant, yogurt caps, hidden weapons, e-mail taps,
Dinner party, business school, pencil fence, gimme knucks
That cheesy pita’s toasted, Oh! Boom, roasted!
Oscar is really gay, I love Pretzel Day
Oven mitt or I-Pod, Ben Franklin’s lightning rod,
It’s Meredith’s birthday, I know why Oscar’s “sick” today
CHORUS
Watch out a bat’s on the loose, hello are you Mother Goose?
Unshun, reshun, cripples can’t call shotgun,
For you babe, complain file, keep your foot out of the aisle,
I love inside jokes, someday I’ll be a part of one
Booze cruise, broken hip, Nard dog, paper clips
Have you seen Jan’s boobs? Look, Ryan’s on Youtube
Ed Truck is outta luck, Careful Dwight’s got nun chucks,
Party Planning Committee, Try my googie googie
Gimli – nerd, commanding third, look Toby killed a bird,
Hey it’s Scrantonicity, Pam Beesly will you marry me?
CHORUS
The IT guy’s a terrorist, careful don’t get Andy pissed,
That says California roll, my ho ain’t my ho no mo
Foot butter, power trip, Call of Duty, Herr’s chips,
Jail photo, Kevin’s slow, extra dough, crossbow
Phyllis flashed, Martin nash, Kevin’s M&M stash,
Ungrateful beeotch hotline, Boy have you lost your mind?
Dumb or fat? What’s a text? Spiderface, who’s jinxed next?
Sushi bar, CIA, Gaydar, hate crime
Does the carpet match the drapes? Can you make a wooden stake?
Second life, I was raped, making near-death will tapes
Mexican lemonade, the world needs a new plague,
Falling into a lake, that Ben Franklin is a fake!
CHORUS
CHORUS
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